Showing posts with label Patriots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Patriots. Show all posts

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Sports: The Perfect Season...is over.

...And the winners of the XLII Super Bowl are...the New England....wait, did the Giants just win? oooohhh SNAP!!! So much for an undefeated season. Brady, what the hell is wrong with you? You just pulled a Tony Romo on us. Bringing the girl you're banging to the game is a party foul. But besides that...You guys just dumped the whole season away. Congratulations to the Giants today... at least they lived up to their name. What did you guys do for America?...exactly. I'd also like to congratulate our Mayor Tom Menino for being the biggest Douche in the greater Boston Area. Next time I need to organize a parade I'll know who to call. Let's hope next year you guys can get your head out of your ass and play some football.

Eli Manning...no longer Peyton Manning' s retarded brother.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Sports: Undefeated!!!


I know it's a little too late to post about this, but since everyone is still ranting about it, well I will too. Not only did the Patriots end the regular season undefeated (16-0), but they also broke all sorts of NFL Records. The best part of it is that as a Bostonian, this shit is kinda important to us, and granted I don't know a damn thing about football but it's still fun to scream at dive bars and get hugged by random ass drunk people. Also...it's nice to know that Tom Brady is not the all-American boy no mo'. He's all like bangin' Brazilian super models and paying child support while flashing Superbowl bling. Way to be Gangsta' Brady....way to be Gangsta'.


Lynn: Tam's nicest Bartender

One the most talented Baby's Daddies in the NFL.